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Strap in for an episode that's as diverse as it is thrilling—I'm taking you from the football field to the future of technology, and everywhere in between. We dive headfirst into the return of Ezekiel Elliott to the Dallas Cowboys and Greg's own victory lap at the draft day 5K, bringing you the passion for the game that only true sports enthusiasts can appreciate. But that's just the warm-up. For the gridiron gurus, we're dissecting the Cowboys' playbook, scouting for the toughest players out there—think Kevin Gogan meets Bill Laimbeer—and pondering the legacy left by the likes of Jimmy Johnson.
This episode isn't just about touchdowns; it's about connections. We'll navigate the intricate dance of political commentary, touching on the potential shifts in presidential power and sharing a chuckle over White House bureaucracy. And if that's not enough, prepare to delve into debates that span the societal spectrum—from the value of minerals to ethics in combat sports. Ever pondered a hypothetical showdown between Muhammad Ali and Bruce Lee? Wonder no more. Plus, we dish out candid thoughts on Jake Paul's boxing career and the legitimacy of celebrity fighting fame.
There's a thread of reflection woven throughout this episode, as we explore the role of teamwork and the cherished memories sports can craft in our lives. We're talking about the unsung heroes of football—the offensive linemen—and the life lessons that come with being a part of something bigger than yourself. Whether it's a laugh about our less-than-glorious attempts at baseball or an honest musing on the value of self-reliance and personal growth, this podcast is a collective journey. So join us, and let's celebrate the stories, debates, and raw human emotion that make life and sports an unforgettable ride.
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Strap in for an episode that's as diverse as it is thrilling—I'm taking you from the football field to the future of technology, and everywhere in between. We dive headfirst into the return of Ezekiel Elliott to the Dallas Cowboys and Greg's own victory lap at the draft day 5K, bringing you the passion for the game that only true sports enthusiasts can appreciate. But that's just the warm-up. For the gridiron gurus, we're dissecting the Cowboys' playbook, scouting for the toughest players out there—think Kevin Gogan meets Bill Laimbeer—and pondering the legacy left by the likes of Jimmy Johnson.
This episode isn't just about touchdowns; it's about connections. We'll navigate the intricate dance of political commentary, touching on the potential shifts in presidential power and sharing a chuckle over White House bureaucracy. And if that's not enough, prepare to delve into debates that span the societal spectrum—from the value of minerals to ethics in combat sports. Ever pondered a hypothetical showdown between Muhammad Ali and Bruce Lee? Wonder no more. Plus, we dish out candid thoughts on Jake Paul's boxing career and the legitimacy of celebrity fighting fame.
There's a thread of reflection woven throughout this episode, as we explore the role of teamwork and the cherished memories sports can craft in our lives. We're talking about the unsung heroes of football—the offensive linemen—and the life lessons that come with being a part of something bigger than yourself. Whether it's a laugh about our less-than-glorious attempts at baseball or an honest musing on the value of self-reliance and personal growth, this podcast is a collective journey. So join us, and let's celebrate the stories, debates, and raw human emotion that make life and sports an unforgettable ride.
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Speaker 2:Coming everywhere, take it.
Speaker 1:You take it, you know you like it. Hey, cool. First things, first Two things. Breaking news Zeke is back with the Cowboys as of today. Fuck, yes, cool. Today is April 27th 2024. This will be out at some point, and then you'll know why.
Speaker 3:I'll try to load them up.
Speaker 1:Today you're hearing it probably 5th or 12th, because it just happened like an hour ago. In celebration of that, I did the draft day 5K at the Star. He won, yes, I won. I mean I won against all my friends. He won stuff. He's the champion. I am the champion. I beat my personal best. It's not the very, very best, but fucking awesome for me. So, anyway, did that, it's pretty great. I'm flying to Aruba next week, oh yeah, vacation. Yeah, and then Paris, and then I'm meeting with Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 3:We're going to talk about a couple of things Seriously. You going to let me in on this, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1:And then me and Vin Diesel are going to go and lift weights and Michelle will kind of be going to be in the next fast movie. Yeah, it's going to be slow and slow and hard. Yeah, there you go. Now was it slow and deep what's?
Speaker 1:the. Well, I can't. Oh, slow and passive, not for child's ears. Yeah yeah, slow and passive, that's how I live my life, Anyway. So, yeah, it was pretty awesome. It's fun to see that we got Zeke back. I understand that it's not the best thing. We could have done this free agency, but if you're a Cowboys fan and you know what's been going on free agency and you saw the draft, it's a highlight. We know what he is, we know what he brings to the table. Rico dowdle is going to be a good number two. The getting that guy freeman was ridiculous from the rams, I can't remember his first name. And then deuce vaughn, the five, five midget running out there. I was like, yeah, he can hide behind everyone, but is he please darren sproles? Little person, oh, whatever. Little person, fine, smaller than everyone else. Person on the football field, you're going to get a flag for bullying, okay, fine, small little people. Should we play the Randy Newman song? So people.
Speaker 3:No, we'll get copyrighted.
Speaker 1:Short people got no reason to live.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, if that isn't just a bully song altogether, that's a good bright spot to the Cowboys their first round draft pick. He's an offensive tackle, he's a big boy, he looks like a bully. I don't know. Man, I was really kind of hoping that we'd get somebody who's mean, there's a guy that Can you look up 1992 Cowboys roster.
Speaker 3:YouTube thing.
Speaker 1:No, not YouTube.
Speaker 2:Oh, just in general. Yeah, just in general 1992 Cowboys roster.
Speaker 1:His number was 66, if I remember Dallas. Cowboys roster Damn it, it's fine, you don't have to be case sensitive for this. It'll pull up Cowboys roster. There we go, and I think it's like Guggen, just give it a minute, guggen, gogan, something or other. Anyway, so that guy, if anybody was alive or watching this as the world turns, he was a real just dickhead on the field and we kind of need a dickhead out there. 1990, what? Two Cowboys roster let's see if I can find it faster than you, just for funsies. But yeah, we need somebody like that, a real just asshole. Here we go, kind of like a Richie Incognito. He had a pretty illustrious career. Trent Williams Everybody says if they go into a dark alley, that dude, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1:Okay, here we go. Let me see, maybe he was. I don't think he was starting. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that him? No, that wasn't him. I was thinking John Guseck, but no, right there, kevin Gogan, that guy, just click on him. If it doesn't pull up a picture, look him up in Google. Just real quick. Okay, real quick, kevin Gogan. Okay, just tabbing all over the place. Kevin Gogan, just bear with me, I understand. I'm just saying I don't want to spend too much time because it's just information that I know about Images. Yeah, scroll down Right there. That guy.
Speaker 1:That guy was a real dick. He's a beast.
Speaker 3:He's a beast of a man.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he was, and he was just. If you see him on the Cowboys when he's playing, everybody who played against him hated him. A lot of his own teammates didn't like him. I love this dude. I mean don't get me wrong I was eight whenever I was watching him play. But even then I was like man, this guy, he's nasty and that's what you need, just mean. You need somebody who's mean and nasty and just kind of hateful, Kind of like, if you remember the old bad boys, 1980, late 1980s, early 1990s, bill Lambert. You want to talk about a dickhead. Everybody hates Bill Lambert, everyone. They used to call him counterfeit. I mean, he was just a dick. Look him up real quick just to show a picture of them. You're talking about. The bad boys defense basketball team consisted of Isaiah Thomas, joe Dumars, dennis Rodman before he lost his fucking mind but it's arguably he lost his mind a long time before this John Sally and Bill Ambeer that dude right there you talk about all these gangster ass dudes, except little Zeke. Isaiah Thomas wouldn't really a gangster.
Speaker 3:The guy with the face protector.
Speaker 1:Yes, this guy would straight start swinging on folks, throwing them down, like people go up to dunk the ball, and he would take them and just chunk them to the floor. Tiny photo for the mean man yes, he's a big giant man too. Like, go back to the one tab over Right. Like, go back to the one tab over right there, bill ambier, go to forget images. Go scroll up. Oh no, yeah, down, down, down. Yeah, you can't this guy. That guy, yeah, he just looks like, you know, looks like he played in the 60s and 70s, you know, uh, for like the celtics, like hanging out with bob koozie. But no, this guy was a real asshole and I'm serious. But this is the kind of people that we need on the Cowboys.
Speaker 1:Too much headroom in that photograph. Yeah, I know he doesn't look that tall, but he's like almost seven feet tall. We can only fit him in the small angle lens.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Anyway, but that's what I'm saying For the Cowboys to move forward, to be anything, you know who else was like that. You know, the reason why the Cowboys roster was so good is we had guys like Eric Williams, if you remember, and these are all deep cuts for Cowboys fans pretty much only. It sounds like to me like people are actually starting to protest. Jerry Jones now. They should, they're like I've been seeing signs on feeds or whatever.
Speaker 1:It's like jerry joe and sell the team or go away yeah so anyway he obviously hasn't managed them into any kind of well super bowl gets him into the championships right playoff to be fair, he's.
Speaker 1:he was the reason that we had jimmy johnson and jimmy Jimmy Johnson's, the reason we got three Superbowls. He, he was only there for two, but he built the team and we got three. Cause we got it in 92, 93, jimmy Johnson left, slash, got fired and he quit football for a few years and then he came back and went to Miami, um, anyway. So, but the team that won in 95 with Jimmy Johnson's team, now the reason the team that won in 95 with Jimmy Johnson's team, now the reason the team was never the same, is because Jimmy Johnson, the heart and soul, left. Now I understand we're not going to make this a whole sports Cowboys podcast right now we got something coming up for that, but we are. But whenever he left, who they brought in was Barry Switzer.
Speaker 1:Now, if you remember, in the eighties, barry Switzer was the legendary coach. He coached. What was the linebacker? The dude who got blown up, the actor he's driving me crazy. What was his name? Anyone listening to this who knows football is screaming it? The Boz, brian Bosworth. He coached the Bo. They led the oklahoma suitors to a national championship. Boss was up there to win the heisman as a linebacker. Uh, anyway, the whole boss story is a wild one and I really want to spend a whole podcast whenever we start doing sports things, um, later on to talk about his story, because it's it's wild shit. Anyway, uh, they bring him in.
Speaker 1:Well, jimmy johnson wasn't like, uh, hey, you know, let's go get him, let's go try our best. Jimmy johnson was, I'm gonna scream in your face and if you fuck up, I'm gonna bench your ass. There was a guy that there was like, if there was a box set of american game, of the american game, uh, and it had the Super Bowls of every single team, it was called America's Game. Anyway, so from 1967 up until present, every year they would have a, uh, one of the players who was trying out in training camp and he, they were running their drills and you know, doing their strength and conditioning and uh, troy acheman was reminded of a time where he goes well, this kid was running up and down, he starts wheezing a little bit and he, you know he's good enough to make a professional, you know training camp, but you know the jamie john, he, you know he's good enough to make a professional, you know training camp, but you know the Jamie Johnson goes up to him. He's like hey, what's the hey, what's going on with you? He goes oh, I have asthma. And he's like and then Jamie was just like yeah, come on, guys, we can do our best, let's try.
Speaker 1:And he didn't really get on the team's ass and yell and scream, didn't do none of that Passive coaching, exactly the kind of cowboys that we had in the 90s. You needed someone to get in their ass and get them, because they have the talent, but if you don't ride them, they're not going to live to their full potential. All the people between 1989, where the Cowboys went 1-15, and Troy Aikman went 0-11 when he started, went all the way to win the Super Bowl three years later. So you take a team who's absolute worst to the very mountaintop that led a team at the dynasty of the nineties. So, anyway, that's, that's my oh. Either way, I'm glad to see you back, zeke. Thank you for giving some kind of depth to the running back position in the depth chart. So thank you. And uh what?
Speaker 3:do you got?
Speaker 1:Porter yeah, uh, uh. As of breaking news as of five hours ago I saw on leading report. That's not sports related. No, I'm sorry, no, I know, I just know. I know I'm saying like I didn't mean to throw that in there, but we actually have a running back because we didn't draft one. I'm happy for you, thank you. I hope the Cowboys win a Super Bowl this lifetime of ours. Well, we saw three of them. Well, I saw three of them.
Speaker 3:You knew about that.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, yeah, the 27,. Right, they win that one Super Bowl 27?. Yeah, fuck, yeah, porter. Yeah yeah 27, 28.
Speaker 2:That's when, michael.
Speaker 1:Jackson did the halftime show 27, 28.
Speaker 2:I wore the hat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was trying to be a football fan, that's like six or seven.
Speaker 3:No, you would have been eight or nine, seven, you would have been seven, no, no.
Speaker 1:Eight 92. Season, 93 year. So either way, I was wearing the Cowboys championship hat and I had the poster. Hell, yeah, season 93 year. So either way, I was wearing the cowboys championship hat and I had the poster. Yeah, I had the poster. It's probably worth something now. Well, I actually have the suit because, yeah, good call, 27, 28 and 30. At the last three super bowls that we won had 30 I had the x's, I'm not as brain dead.
Speaker 1:Today I had a lot of coffee. We had the xxx? Um on a license plate that said Super Bowl 30 Arizona and I had that in 96 up until I lost it, maybe about two or three years ago. But I mean it was this old plastic piece of shit, but I mean you know Good old days. Anyway, breaking news Joe Biden Hard segue Saw this as of five hours ago.
Speaker 3:Speaking of sports Joe Biden.
Speaker 1:Apparently he played stuff I don't know. Actually, Gerald Ford played football at Michigan. Come and find out.
Speaker 2:I think Michigan. I don't know if he played football.
Speaker 1:Speaking of Gerald Ford. I don't know if you heard the Tucker Carlson Joe Rogan show. I was going to listen to that today but I got stuck. No, but here you know what's fun Speaking of not sports at all and only politics. Shit, because we're going to do this and I'm going to be sad at the end of this. Anyway.
Speaker 3:I wasn't going to go that deep down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 1:No, no, I was going to tell you that I saw the thing where Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan were talking about the nuking situation. Yeah, and like that nuking situation, yeah and like that was something I kind of wanted to talk to you about. I mean, were we right? Oh right, yeah, I've heard, uh, mixed stories. I've heard that the japanese were actually prepared to serve here.
Speaker 1:We'll get to that in a second here, but yeah okay, breaking news as of five hours ago recording this podcast uh, based on leading report from Twitter, joe Biden's administration has formally begun planning for a potential presidential transition, which means we're going to have Kamala for a little while, probably.
Speaker 2:For like a week.
Speaker 1:Good, I don't know what it means.
Speaker 3:Well.
Speaker 1:I mean she can only be in for what? The next six months?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's it Until November. Well, I for what? The next six months? Yeah, that's it till november. Well, I mean, well then, she still would be in until january late, yeah, uh, here's the story I guess we're in the fourth month. I'm coming up the fifth month, so yeah 13 seconds ago. Uh by administration has commenced preparation potential presidential transition following the November general election, emphasizing continuity of government.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, so she's only been for a couple of weeks, irrespective of the election outcome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, shalonda Young, director of the Office of Management and Budget, issues memos to executive departments and agencies instructing them to designate a transition planning point person by May 3rd. Whatever that means, you have to elect the guy that does the work. This directive marks the initial procedural step in congressional mandated readiness for presidential transitions. We're going to put Joe Biden on hormone block. Yes.
Speaker 1:God help us next week, white house chief of staff jeff zintz, who led biden's 2020 transition effort, will convene the inaugural meeting of the white house transition coordinating council. How many departments do you need government? Uh, 38 and a half per person and probably got a budget of like a billion dollars. This council comprises we're gonna take as long as we can, because we gotta make this job seem like it's important. This camp, this council is just shit that people made up just to sound important this council, and this is where they hide the money this council comprises, like four other fucking departments yeah, it's basically a shell corporation for councils.
Speaker 1:white house policy, national security and management of as mandated. That'd be funny if that was the actual office title. Scroll back up to it A little more, a little more. Right there it's like hey, so what office do you work in? White House policy, national security management official? It's like what? That's a hell of a resume header. Yeah, you know. Presidential Transition Act.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just important stuff. Tbd, anyway, yeah, good enough, okay, yeah, I wonder who they're gonna replace him with you already know it's gonna be camilla. Hey man, yeah, the craziness of the world. You never know. I mean, who else could it be? Oh, please say hillary. Well, the third, third in line is mike johnson, but I don't really care mike jones, do you still know the phone number? No, I don't fail. And this lady was caught my eye the other day. It was funny. Did you listen to it?
Speaker 1:yes, all right, let's hear it yeah, all right, hey, hold on let's, let's scroll up a little bit, just a hair. Uh message to every gen xer out there At Tony, what was it? Let's just give credit to the person. Tony TM, tony X to a yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's it, tony TM.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, let's see what you guys say. Cat lady oh look, she's got like the leopard print glasses. You know she's got a cat? Yeah, probably, and she's got filler.
Speaker 3:But she went viral.
Speaker 1:Look at her lips right there. You know she's got Botox in there. For those injections. How much engagement 743 views, 43,000 views, 17k likes. Alright, come on, tony. 2. Let's see what you got.
Speaker 4:This message is for my Gen X brothers and sisters. Looks like it's time for us to clean up this fucking shit show. After all, half of us went to prison, the other half went to the military, so we've got the necessary skills, not including the fact that we were raised by World War I and II and Korea and Vietnam.
Speaker 1:Hope we don't get copyrighted for the ACDC. So we're pretty familiar with guerrilla tactics right.
Speaker 4:All we ever heard about at the dinner table was they. They shot Bobby, they shot JFK, they shot Martin Luther King Jr and they shot Malcolm X. Well, we sure as shit know who the fuck they are now, don't we? You were raised feral for a reason. It's going to take a feral generation to save this country. So come out from underneath that fucking desk. We saw all that shit worked out in Red Dawn. The fuck are you going to do? Fuck off.
Speaker 1:Hey, I believe in the message. I don't believe in the message Messenger. The messenger it's like okay, come on, let's see what you got. You know, if I see her start throwing bows and whooping ass, you know what? I'm going to shut my fucking mouth. But don't sit there and try to rise up. You can't do shit. I bet Hitler couldn't shoot worth a damn. Oh, and other horrible, dystopian stuff that I found this week Hold on, throw flame unveils, robot, dog Terminator with flamethrower attached. I feel like the ACDC. Dude that kind of rules.
Speaker 3:I was hoping, maybe you should play some ACDC Hold on, does that?
Speaker 1:have music in the background? Yeah, click it just for a second, maybe. Yeah, okay, that's not even cool music. Anyway, this, oh gang, that's not even cool music. Anyway, this thing is coming to kill us all. No, that right. There should be Thunderstruck. Yeah, right, does nobody like heavy metal anymore? Yeah, only losers don't like heavy metal, only losers. But this crazy shit.
Speaker 3:You can love rap and all the other cool shit.
Speaker 1:This crazy shit right here.
Speaker 3:It's like the.
Speaker 1:Ohio-based firm has announced the $9,420 bot. That's cheap, dude. A plane costs millions of dollars. This thing can run on the ground and smoke people out, and it's got laser sights and it's got freaking laser beams on its head. It's available for purchase by general public and government agencies for the first time.
Speaker 3:It's got freaking laser beams attached to its forehead.
Speaker 1:That's right. Dr Evil would be blushing right now. He's like oh so, speaking of like, I gotta go change my pants. Speaking of modern warfare, I watched Civil War last night the movie I gotta go. Let's talk about it on the next one. Is it good? My dad said it's over the top. I mean it's pretty intense.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's not like it's. You know, a24, what they're kind of known for?
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're a studio.
Speaker 1:Smaller independent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but they've been putting some good stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh, they have one called Talk to Me or something with a hand Right, right yeah.
Speaker 3:I want to watch that. It looks wild.
Speaker 1:The horror movie yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway, but I'm not going to no spoilers no spoilers.
Speaker 1:But it's intense, it shows you what so is camping.
Speaker 1:It's a potential, all right dad jokes here they come All right dad jokes, here they come. It shows you kind of it attempts to portray how that would look in real time. But, however, this is not really a spoiler, because this is in the trailer, somehow, some reason. You don't get any backstory, you don't get any follow-up on why things happen. You just kind of hear about little events here and there that are, you know, everywhere, whatever. Um, but they the western forces, which are supposedly comprised of, uh, california and texas. But in what dimension california and texas would unite against the federal government is beyond. It's got to be pretty bad. I mean, yeah, well, I could see that. Maybe.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 1:Having been to Tulare, let's play that out. What scenario could you see? That Californians and Texans would band together to fight the government? Where is the Fresno-Tulare farming section of Like where's the Maginot line of that? Yeah, where is that in relation to the rest of California?
Speaker 1:The 25th parallel, because I could see how if California split, if California split, because out in Tulare, all that farmland out there and all that agriculture, there's Trump sides, there's big old yeah, well, anything north of like middle lorry, that all that farmland out there, yeah, and all that agriculture, there's trump signs, there's big yeah, wait anything north of, uh, like middle, like just the southern california, anything north of that is pretty much, okay, so northern california and texas, I guess, if oh no, california that's rural america, that northern part, yeah, yeah, if california it's a lot of farms and stuff out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if california itself split and, or you know, it just kind of got co-opted by all those, all that population. Here's the thing is like with the whole mass exodus of uh businesses in California and uh numbers. Yeah, Anyway, the mass exodus of people leaving California and more liberal businesses and people coming over here and other Florida and other states. We're just watching this thing.
Speaker 2:I know it's going wild.
Speaker 1:This is crazy, man, like how do you kill that? You have to bomb it, you have to send another drone at it, you can't just shoot it's probably got like sensor you have to shoot it right in the right where the, the depository of the of the flame mechanism.
Speaker 1:You have to shoot it right in the fucking middle of it and it'll explode. Yeah, from any movie. Who is you know when you guy with a flamethrower, you got to shoot the tank in the back and then it'll explode. You got to shoot the tank in the back and then it'll explode. You got to do the same thing here. Reminds me of that old George Carlin joke. It's flamethrowers, that's right. The army. We don't have any flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go against the army. Imagine the concept of a flamethrower. I'd really like to set those people on fire over there, but I'm way over here, but I'm way too far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.
Speaker 1:Yeah from over here at a safe distance. See, a passive thought went away, but he mentioned it to his friend, his friend who was good with tools. He's like he comes back about six months later and is like hey, what a concept, check this out. Yeah, flamethrowers on robot dogs, dude, that's crazy. And then what are they looking for?
Speaker 2:And what is the purpose of this?
Speaker 1:It's a sentry, I don't know man. Yeah that's what it is. It's a sentry. You could also strap a machine gun to it too.
Speaker 3:It runs a sentry. You could also strap a machine gun to it too. It runs a weapon system, Does it?
Speaker 1:have a thing like a dog collar, like a shot collar, where you circle a zone and you can't pass this, or do they just get to go everywhere? And burn and ate in all the thatch roof cottages. That's based on the infrastructure. It's programmed around. You can set its parameters, say, hey, scan this area and do this and go look for that. Dude, can you get me a Bud Light please? Yeah, Thank you.
Speaker 2:I feel like I need one for my soul.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. I mean this is crazy. I mean, what's next? Seriously, the next step is a T-1000 or T-100. Yeah, that's the next one, that's the exoskeleton, like just the. They didn't do the humanoid robots in superhero. They did in 1984. That's what was chasing down. If you go back and watch the movies, kyle Reese talks about the 600 series.
Speaker 2:Oh, the what was 100?.
Speaker 1:The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, that's fuck you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1:But then these new ones came out and they had. They had blood, flesh, smell, all the. That's why I like all the attributes of a normal person. That's why the first one's a horror movie, because there's that scene where he's got his eye kind of exposed and he's just scanning stuff, yeah. And then the second one is just awesome. He's like cool. Well, the landlord knocks on the door and he smells hey, buddy, is there a dead cat in there? And it's at that point you realize. I didn't realize until like 30 years later that oh, he's rotting, he's a corpse. He's a corpse covering the metal endoskeleton and there's flies buzzing around him and stuff, so that flesh rots.
Speaker 1:I didn't put that together once, once, the terminator like has what would be considered a fatal wound.
Speaker 1:It I never thought this, the flesh dies like the flesh outer exterior, dies and son of a bitch. I'd never thought about that. That is a good point. Yeah, I know my movies. Yeah, I thought I did too. God, you just gotta go back and watch them with new eyes. That's see. That's it. I haven't seen the original. I've seen the terminated too like 50 times since I was a kid, but the first ones, man like the first. When I was a kid it was a thousand times, but when I, like you know, being an adult, it's been about 50 years, the first one is a horror movie.
Speaker 3:The second one's just awesome.
Speaker 1:You got Guns N' Roses blaring in the background. You got Edward Furlong before he lost his fucking mind doing all the drugs and drinking and all that shit. I saw him.
Speaker 2:Arnold.
Speaker 1:Schwarzenegger. He pulls from his forearm up to his fingers, skin off and he's just doing this. Did you ever have the little grabber? Now listen to me very carefully. We all had the grabber.
Speaker 2:Yes, we all had the grabber. Actually, I had the robot hand.
Speaker 1:I had the robot hand where it was a thing that you gripped and it looked like the Well, yeah, I know, but you had it in the fingers right yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I had that too.
Speaker 1:You remember Tommy Boy.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:Luke, yes, you ever seen that internet thing and it's old, but where it's like episode three, when Obi-Wan's fighting Anakin Skywalker on the volcano. He's like you were supposed to be the chosen one. You're supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. Yeah, it was like not like bring it down or whatever, but you left it in darkness anyway, but it's, it's like. This is like. This is why internet was invented, because it was like a marshmallow with uh like a like toothpick stabbed in the side of it, so it looks like a lightsaber. And then they show anakin skywalker on the, on the grill itself like burning Goes. Ah, okay, another thing from breaking news Charleston, west Virginia.
Speaker 1:This looks like a fed op. Everybody, whenever these guys show up, everybody talks about it being a fed op. Charleston, west Virginia. A group called the Patriot here I'll pull the reaction. Yeah, I mean, if you're, then why are you covering your mask if you're a Patriot? Yeah, a group called the Patriot here I'll pull the reaction. Yeah, I mean, if you're, why are you covering your mask if you're a Patriot? Yeah, a group called the Patriot.
Speaker 1:Front currently marching down towards the Charleston State Capitol. Currently, approximately 90 to 50, 150 individuals identified as the Patriot Front and recognized as a right-wing organization.
Speaker 3:No, it's not. It's the Democrat fucking, it's a FBI thing.
Speaker 1:No, that's what it is, but it's trying to throw shade. See, Republicans are bad. Look what they're doing. They're trying to cause an insurrection, but they're all like they're working for the government. Don't let them fool you. That's why they're Fake news.
Speaker 3:That's why they're working.
Speaker 1:It's really happening, but that's.
Speaker 3:Go sit down.
Speaker 1:Go sit down. Nobody's buying that shit. It's like an old Crown Vic with a little antenna the little black antenna on the back of it. It's like we all know you're an undercover cop. Keep moving, dude. You're not fooling anybody. Keep going, keep going. Afro man Nice. He drops a new hit song Hunter got high. Oh my.
Speaker 5:God Roll up another one them congressional plants brother what a time dude.
Speaker 1:You remember this?
Speaker 5:in the like 2002 he was gonna get his laptop fixed, but hunter got high. Fuck, yes, he wasn't gonna show all them dick pics, but hunter got high I'm gonna have to do so much censoring.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, yes, who would have thought Afro man got red-pilled? Dude, afro man ruled, he's always ruled. Hey, if I hear Colt 45, it's just a good thing. I want to hear that later we cover that in our little set, setsky Poo.
Speaker 3:Colt 45.
Speaker 1:Two zigzags, we do a mashup with no Rest for the Wicked Awful by. You know I can play some mean slide guitar on it.
Speaker 4:Oh, 45 and two zigzags.
Speaker 1:I play some mean slide guitar on it. Nice, just letting you know. It's kind of cool. You know also what I want to hear. It's kind of creepy. You know also what I want to hear. I want to hear Slide by Dixie Chicks. Not no Landslide, landslide by the Dixie Chicks or the Chicks. They didn't write that, I know it was Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 2:Yes or Steve Nix?
Speaker 1:Much better version.
Speaker 2:Oh, of course it is Actually.
Speaker 1:Buckingham co-wrote it. Did they actually write it or did they have a writer? Buckingham was kind of the core writer. Wait, I know, but I'm saying, did they? Write all of their songs. Yes, Between Buckingham, Christine McVie, John McVie and Mick Fleetwood and Stevie they all wrote everything. Buckingham was an awesome songwriter. Yeah, that's what I heard. Who gets our player? Was it Leslie Buckingham?
Speaker 2:Lindsey, Lindsey, that's right, awesome songwriter yeah.
Speaker 3:That's what I heard, he gets our player.
Speaker 1:Was it Leslie Buckingham, lindsay, lindsay, that's right. I knew it was a girl name. It's a guy but it's a girl name, so I don't know. That's all I got in Twitter. Had a very hardcore tornado hit Nebraska the other day. Yeah, supposedly there's one coming. If y'all can see this, they can't Okay good.
Speaker 1:Because you don't want to see this. This is terrifying. This guy's butt humping to air up his bike. Yeah, he's sitting on the. He's using. He's like he's using. It looks like his muscles that he's developed over years and years of getting topped to his bottom.
Speaker 5:I'll leave it at that.
Speaker 1:Hey, tweets of cats.
Speaker 2:Cats are cool.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, he's playing with a disco ball. How is that not awesome? It's enough of that shit. Hey, this is what the internet's for. It's cute, though, kitty cat. If y'all ever wonder why we never stay on top of this, all right, cat panina cat cat videos all right, okay, so I I had an argument today with whom?
Speaker 1:with uh, one of my compatriots. Oh yeah, oh yeah, we were talking about it. This is a complete crazy, not real segue, but it's just. This is what we're doing. I was thinking about this earlier today and I can't get this out of my brain. I've been having the same fight and I'm pretty sure we've brought this up before. Who decided money was real? Well, it was real for a little while. No, even then. What? What is it? What makes it valuable by faith? It's like jesus, yeah except.
Speaker 2:The only difference is is that?
Speaker 1:it just I don't get it. How do you just go find crap on the ground and say, look, this is valuable. Why Understand now some of that stuff like the silver and the gold and the platinum?
Speaker 3:It's a collectively agreed upon, and even diamonds, diamonds, are valuable because they use them in drills.
Speaker 1:They can cut extremely hard, dense surfaces, and that's great, that's cool. But before we had those machines, what about in the Roman times? What the fuck did you need that shit for? Okay, but all right. So money, currency rather, is at its base is a system of exchange. Bartering is the best. It's a collectively agreed upon system of exchange. You exchange it for time, you exchange it for goods and services, you exchange it for, you know, investments. It's basically a voucher, just like hey, I will give you my time and work. Here is the voucher, and then you can go buy it, use it for stupid shit or your rent or electricity.
Speaker 1:There was a time where it you know it was backed by metal precious metal, yes, uh-huh. And who decided that was? And not only that. How did you convince people when you first got gold to say this is the best stuff, this is worth something? It is just shit you found on the ground well it's a precious metal that has the slowest amount of atomic decay.
Speaker 1:Again, I'm saying when they discovered this stuff, none of that was a relevant factor. Oh man, that's. I'm saying when they discovered this stuff, none of that was a relevant factor, oh man.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:People that got together formed systems of government or leadership, and they all agreed that, yeah, we could trade this for stuff. How the fuck do people just be like I don't need this? Well, you have to have a system.
Speaker 1:This coin can't do anything. You got to Like the bartering system. That made complete sense, even though it's technically kind of a bartering system, but it's not. It is, but it's not. But, like you have a jacket, it's just a medium of exchange. I'm cold, I raise chickens and I got a bunch of eggs. I will give you these eggs for that coat, even trade. You got food, you need food, I need something warm, as long as the eggs were still good well, yeah, but I mean it's, it eliminates, like fraud and stuff like that well, I mean you can shake them up.
Speaker 1:A system of exchange, a system of exchange based on agreed upon value, that's all it is I know, but I just I just still can't wrap my head around the fact that people said these rocks that I found in the ground are worth your time and hard-earned, fucking the most valuable thing that you own your time Yep, because they're sacrificing their time to win that and I don't get why that makes any freaking sense.
Speaker 2:Because all it is, it's just a rock?
Speaker 1:Will it be the alternative? I don't know. I'm not saying I have the answers. I'm just saying there's Economy is based on an exchange of. Oh, just like a piece of paper An economy of exchange is based on a system where you have something that I need that I don't have to exchange for something that I have that you need. But here's what's fun about the monetary system now it's like you don't even really see hard currency anymore, you see?
Speaker 1:these numbers transferred over to these numbers and these numbers go to this one and it's just back and forth and it's just direct deposit, so you don't even see the money.
Speaker 1:You have a card and you're just like here, I'm not actually giving you change, you're not giving me change, you're not? This shit makes no sense. You never see actual money. You're just like, oh, put your card in, cool. And there's places that don't even take cash anymore. It's like Yep, it's the only thing that is physically available that you can. That's that should be made that you can take everywhere. I don't get it.
Speaker 1:I think, everybody's wondering that. And then at the same time you're also taxed on it, like whatever you make, it's taxed to over 50% because when you consider, you know what. I don't want to have to list them off. You know what they are. You pay taxes. You should know what they are. That's sad, I don't know. I I wonder the day that comes where people decide that money isn't real, or some government, some respective state, some relative state government decides hey, uh, don't go stop paying your federal income taxes, because we're doing the thing.
Speaker 3:It's like what could they do if?
Speaker 1:we all stop paying um as long as we had more force that would outdo their force for them to come and do something about it. All of the people in America say you know, we're not going to pay taxes, no more. What are you going to do about it?
Speaker 1:They would send people, but as long as the people that you've got are more equipped and stronger than are stacked up and stronger than their people, then I guess you can kind of hold that position. Yeah, you got to become strapped. Oh, what is she saying? Is that a long one?
Speaker 3:No, these are short videos.
Speaker 1:Anyone know if this lady is on this app, because I think she's my future.
Speaker 5:I'm trying to learn from them.
Speaker 1:Here start over. Yeah, I will do.
Speaker 2:All right, stephanie let's do it.
Speaker 1:Cat turd says hell yes to stephanie. Catch her his steph hoover eight.
Speaker 5:Let's see she's got something to say I'm sorry, but a whole lot of biden supporters are dumb as a fucking box of rocks, like somebody gonna sit up here in my comment section talk about some why trump didn't do anything about the flip michigan water crisis, but then, when I asked, they asked why their precious obama didn't do anything about the Flint Michigan water crisis. But then when I asked their ass why their precious Obama didn't fix it when he sat up there and pretended as if the water was no longer contaminated, why the fuck he didn't do it then.
Speaker 5:They want to start talking about Trump motherfucking taxes and how come he only pays $750? Because he found a legal way to fucking do it and a lot of y'all just mad about it because guess what If you had the money that he had to pay for an accountant?
Speaker 5:that he had to where he don't have to pay all that motherfucking taxes, then you would do it too. Shut the hell up. I'm trying to be like trump, not hate on him. I'm trying to learn from him, not hate on him. That's the difference between have and have nots. All of the have not people sitting back complaining about all the people that have, because they too busy fucking hating instead of trying to learn something so they can have to get a motherfucking clue. Boo, the world doesn't revolve around your motherfucking feelings. If you want to be successful in life, if you want to get anywhere in life, you're gonna have to be inclusive, you're gonna have to learn from the people before you and sometimes you're gonna have to learn from people that you don't like period. That's why I say a lot of baton supporters dumb as a fucking box of rocks because they don't have any real argument. They just jump all over the fucking conversation just to have something to say.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Because they know everything that they say don't make no goddamn logical sense. I said what the hell I said, period? And then, when you try to explain this shit to them, they want to resort to oh well, trump don't like you and I'm not a motherfucking profile picture. This ain't no. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:Come on. It caught to me. She's heated man, I get it. She's managing to communicate. She wants Trump to get the economy back, but she's managing to communicate her point Passionately Again.
Speaker 5:That's y'all problem. Y'all always need a like, comment and share to feel validated.
Speaker 2:The hell.
Speaker 1:There you go by the way, not everybody's going to like you, and that's how most of us feel right now, I think, at least ones with a brain. Hey, by the way, this is something you're going to run into after you have kids. Hey, it's okay that people don't like you. You have to just accept it.
Speaker 1:You got to be fine with it If you're not secure enough with yourself to be like it's fine that fucking people hate me. I learned this back in 2020. The truth is a lonely place to stand in and you know, when you start saying the truth, it tends to run people off and I get it. Same thing happened to Jesus, anyways, and our founders. You know, that's just it. You know, the harder you kind of hold on to your principles, the less friends you're going to tend to have At least I, that's been my experience.
Speaker 2:So, but that's okay.
Speaker 1:And I. You know what I've learned to deal with it.
Speaker 2:Cheers to that.
Speaker 1:I've learned to deal with it. It's okay to just have a few people. Because, the ones that do stick around are the real ones. That's right, yep.
Speaker 3:This is what I gotta say about that.
Speaker 1:Bless the real ones. Hell yeah, you gotta understand that this whole everybody's gotta like me contest while pretending that you don't care, but you secretly care. It's just a narcissistic.
Speaker 1:And everybody knows that you really give a shit and you start posting shit about how you don't give a fuck when everybody knows you're posting a flag saying I really care a shit. And you start posting shit about how you don't give a fuck when everybody knows you're posting a flag saying I really care. Please like and validate me. Here's another cool thing the teenagers what Said be like this owl. That owl is cool and creepy as fuck. Be like this owl here. Show them that owl. Show them that owl. Be like this owl here. Be. Show him that owl. Show him that owl.
Speaker 2:Be like this owl here Be like that oh, you want some, come get some, because where?
Speaker 3:I'm from.
Speaker 1:We tow big guns Warning the cat to stay away. Stay away, motherfucker. Stay away, dude. That's trick daddy right there, I'm puffier than you. What you gonna do? Hey, that's what. I said that's what I thought. I said keep walking, Keep going what you doing. I'm bigger than you. I'm telling you, dude, that's trick daddy. He's like go and do what you want to Represent Okay.
Speaker 2:See, I'd be like that owl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, where I'm from, we tow big guns, pow and I fly and I got claws. Hey, how many times do you think he listens in his head? Every day I'm hustling, hustling, hustling, hustling. Every time I think of that, I think of Cat Williams just doing this with the wings.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's fantastic. Yeah, dude, but like this whole liking people shit you gotta be comfortable with yourself, man.
Speaker 1:the reason I'm saying this and getting on this whole fucking almost diet-like shit.
Speaker 1:Back to the back, to the back to that conversation you was having with your friends. Oh yeah, argument or whatever. Yeah, that was an argument with the monetary system. Oh, I see, yeah, that was. I was getting mad about it and I just I've been battling this in my head for 15, 20 years. And I've been battling this in my head for 15, 20 years and I've had this conversation over and over and over and over again about how it just makes zero sense that people just decide rocks and shit in the ground is actually valuable and then y'all just need to say, hey, cool, let's trade in all your most valuable things for this precious thing, and you have to covet it and you have to collect it. Precious thing, and you have to covet it and you have to collect it. And he who has the most of this random shit rock that was in a mountain or in the ground or he just found somewhere, or this precious little stone that's worth something that is worth killing people over. I mean, fuck, there's blood diamonds. It's ridiculous, it makes no sense.
Speaker 3:It's like, yes, there's use for it now.
Speaker 1:You can make diamonds in a lab now, so it kind of decreases their value by a shit ton, yeah, and then you don't have to worry about. You know conflict, you know minerals, yep right well, and I still got to worry about lithium because uh well, no I was talking about those like yeah, but yeah, lithium ion represents energy harvesting now, because it powers all our stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, in the Congo, that's cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the cobalt's dug up by hand by slaves. The fact that there's still slavery, you know, the funny part is I keep hearing this over and over. That's why I said it's still going on right now. It's like for all the people flipping out about, we need reparations. You know, fuck that it's going to sound like I'm talking shit about black people. I'm just saying, like dude, slavery still exists, why don't?
Speaker 3:you if you're going to get up in arms about slavery.
Speaker 1:Go fucking talk to those people who are still enslaved.
Speaker 1:The Elon Don Lemon interview was pretty much blew that shit up. Yeah Well, no, you know what? It's the same thing that Morgan Freeman said fucking 20 years ago. He's still saying it. Yeah, it's like, stop talking about it. And I don't want to talk about it. All I'm saying is this is the last I'm going to say about it.
Speaker 1:If you want to have a conversation about slavery, don't focus on what happened in the past. Focus on what's going on right now. It's like, don't talk to me about oh, this is how we, it's still going on. Go fix that. And then go bitch, come bitch at me after you fix all the slavery. Go fix that. You can't. There's still slaves today. That's what I'm saying. You want to put all your energy into something? Go fix that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who would win in a fight? Greg, muhammad Ali or Bruce Lee? Muhammad Ali Easily, he would beat the living dog shit out of him. More power, it's not even that. He's got the height, he's got the reach. He's just stronger, bigger. He's not faster, he's not. But he tags him, which he will, because he's fast. Bruce Lee is quick, but Bruce Lee I mean Muhammad Ali takes punches for a living, and not only that, he avoids punches for a living and he cracks you and he's just going to piece you up a little pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop and then you're done. Yeah, it's like okay, so are we saying a kung fu match, a bare knuckle boxing match? Are we talking about a boxing?
Speaker 3:match.
Speaker 1:Well, at that point it becomes mixed martial arts, doesn't it? If you're talking about MMA, well fuck. Then Bruce Lee might have to do it.
Speaker 3:Did the Jake.
Speaker 1:Paul-Mike Tyson fight happen. No it happens in June. Okay, no, we would have heard all of that.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:Thing is stop, jake Paul, I know that you're rich and you have lots of money and can come and fucking like, burn all our shit down and do all the things. Let me tell you this Stop, dude. Pick real fighters, get in the fucking boxing association. Go for the WBO, the W, all the other ones, all those. There's like four belts, like there's the ring world boxing organization, I Boxing Organization, I don't know, I can't remember the other two.
Speaker 1:Anyway, why don't you go for people like contenders, people who actually box? It's like oh, I went against Tommy Fury. What happened there? Tommy Fury is barely a boxer. His brother, tyson Fury, who is the fucking king of the gypsies, who just knocked the shit out of uh, no, shit, no, he didn't do that. That was josh. Uh, what was that guy's name? Josh edwards, josh anthony, joshua, anthony joshua just beat the shit out of uh, man, my brain is just going to shit right now. The dude, the big, the Nigerian nightmare of MMA Uh, fuck, I don't know it's, it's gone anyway. But I'm saying go, go fight real boxers.
Speaker 1:This whole fucking celebrity death match bullshit that you're pulling and fighting people like nate robinson, a basketball player who's like, he's maybe scrappy but he's small and he's played basketball his whole career. He wasn't a boxer. Then you went and fought an mma guy mma guy who is just a hell of a wrestler, but that's really all he has. He couldn't strike for anybody. You beat the shit out of him quick. Then you went and fought Tyron Woodley. Tyron Woodley, he's got hands, but he's a wrestler. He's more of a wrestler. He was a champion, an MMA champion. I think he was welterweight before Welterweight, or middleweight, one of the two or one of the two or one of those um, and before kamaru usman took it.
Speaker 1:It's like go find somebody real. Like this is getting this. Like how is this fun? You fought foy mayweather. Fight somebody who's like 24 in their prime as an up. Go fight ryan garcia. How about that? That dude would piece you the fuck up. So yeah, I don't, I don't want to. I'm getting tired of these bullshit. Honestly, I see tyson and I know he's still got that power, but you know he's in his 50s. Dude, you got, he's got. Like 30 years on, you come, this is this, is this. This is no good for you. Let's don't do that. Once you get your ass beat, just stop or go fight some real fighters Like Mike Tyson was the king. I guarantee you right now, if you met Mike Tyson when he was 25, you would be nowhere near that shit, because he would kill you, you would die and we would all laugh and say, anyway, what are you looking at right now? I was just looking for something to go off of. Oh yeah, I don't know. This is fucking Well. This is on James Wood's Twitter feed.
Speaker 1:I hear James Wood, is he's based? He's.
Speaker 3:I love the man.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying I hear that he is ridiculously smart, I mean smarter than Dolph Lundgren who is a? Rhodes Scholar, yeah you hear he's smarter than Dolph Lundgren. I hear his IQ is higher than his.
Speaker 2:Well, he's no different. I don't know if that's true. The man is still alive.
Speaker 1:That doesn't make you smart. Well, he's, well I don't know man On a long enough timeline.
Speaker 3:The dumb ones die easy.
Speaker 1:I had an uncle who did heroin. Some of it's just built different. You know, that's what I'm saying. It's like it doesn't make you awesome.
Speaker 1:But, based on what he says on Twitter my only like closest thing I got to knowing the man. He's pretty based and I follow him on Twitter for a reason, but he posted this and this has kind of gone viral too. This officer here picked up a protester who just started to kind of and he just wasn't having it. So this guy wasn't having it. Nobody's listening to you. Shut up. This brings up another point. Pause this. This brings up another point. Do do we not see the shit like this? The I'm gonna fucking act like a fucking big retard and just lose my shit and think that I'm invincible until somebody proves that you're not, and then you cry and then wonder why is this happening to me? What happened? Why are you hitting me? White supremacy it's like.
Speaker 1:It's like a dude with a baseball bat, this black police officer's white supremacist let's say, a guy with a baseball bat sees a dude with a truck or a car whatever pick a vehicle that has a trump sticker on the back and he's like fuck trump. And he bashes the window in and the guy steps out as a mountain of a man and beats the living dog shit out of him and the guy's crying like what are you? Why are you doing this? To me that's the kind of shit that gets on my fucking nerves. You know. Pick another scenario Doesn't matter. You start picking on somebody until because you think you know nobody's going to hit me. Nobody's going to hit me until that guy gets up and blasts you in your face. Nobody's going to hit me. Nobody's going to hit me until that guy gets up and blasts you in the face Because the whole passive thing it's going to start going away, because the whole nicety thing, I don't believe in it If you're a dick you should be treated accordingly.
Speaker 1:People have been too nice for too long. This lady is actually pretty based. I forgot what her name is Katie Hazel.
Speaker 4:Appleyard.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, that's the poster, but this lady, she's from England. Okay, let's hear it. How many genders are there?
Speaker 2:Two.
Speaker 1:And they are Male, female. But what about someone's right to tell you what their gender is?
Speaker 3:No problem at all. So it's you. You're going to tell me what your gender is, but in a less fucked world. I don't have to believe it, but I'm thrilled for you. You're a lampshade, I'm so happy. Let me put a light bulb up your ass.
Speaker 1:Don't require me to think what you think, okay can we be done with these conversations like aren't we done with this? I think we'll be done in November 2024. It doesn't matter, even if a Democrat was. Can we just be done, because this is stupid, like I saw this thing on oh, is it TikTok or fucking I don't know some reel or some shit, where this thing that says I identify as Fox him or Fox self or some shit, and a guy dancing around like I'm a Fox whatever.
Speaker 1:And then you see a cut to a dude like he's got like black eyes and he's kind of like on, kind of you know, looks a little rough around the edges, and he walks in, he goes, talks with that. He's like hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child. And he just walks off like he's like you're welcome, son, you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1:It's like dude, you got to stop with it. Like this whole conversation, I think it's already. Not only is it old, it's infuriating. It's like everybody knows that there's two genders and, yeah, people are nice and will just call you whatever, but it's wrong to think that we're not breaking any new ground here. It's wrong to fucking try to force people to think your way and it's been talked about over and over since jordan peterson.
Speaker 1:Shit blew up now six, seven years ago. Yeah, right around 20, 2017, 2016. Yeah, inflection point time and that was like when it was a hot, real thing and it just kept going to go. It's like dude, do we have to talk about? Like we already know? Just Just be yourself and stop making people fucking try to make you something or like make other people feel the way that you feel. I don't. Like nobody cares anymore. Just stop. It's stupid. Yeah, like it's old. It's just old. Like the whole debate's old, like it's been debated 50 different ways and everyone who says there's two genders is right and everyone who says there's more genders is subjectively right.
Speaker 1:You're insane, yeah no, so yeah, it's subject anyway, it's fine, it's like, but the thing is, if you believe that you're a fucking glass of orange juice, you're a glass of orange juice. Just don't try to tell other people you know a fucking glass of orange juice. You're a glass of orange juice. Just don't try to tell other people. Canada made it a law. That's kind of why it's still a problem, c-17 or whatever. Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2:The thing they got.
Speaker 1:It's a tired debate. That's why they went off. It's a tired debate, honestly it really is Because reality wins. Stop fucking with it. It's going gonna hurt you, um, and it is to many people that kind of carry that thing to its natural conclusion wait, wait. Arizona state university fraternity looks like we got.
Speaker 1:It's a counter protest on our hands, tore down the protest camp while police watched on and secured the perimeter. Teamwork makes the dream. Yeah's funny. Police are kind of eh, y'all be careful. It's like hey hey, hey, hey, hey. What did I tell you about climbing up there?
Speaker 2:We've got the white frat boys throwing away protesters' belongings and we've got the pigs in brown doing nothing about it, although we are being forced.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I bet that's a white girl saying that. I guarantee it is off campus Pigs and browns.
Speaker 2:Look at these Right. We've got the white frat boys throwing away protesters' belongings and we've got the pigs and browns doing nothing about it, although we are being forced off campus. Pigs in brown.
Speaker 1:Right there, it's like she should have got whacked and then it would have been like I felt assaulted by her words. Yeah, I felt it. It hurt my feelings and I felt threatened.
Speaker 1:If words are violence, then expect the inverse of that. Well, not the inverse. Expect the same in kind, maybe the real kind. So I don't know, man, the world's going crazy. What are we going to do? The world is crazy. It's just nuts. There's two Everybody that was taking psychotropics and SSRIs had peed into the water supply enough that we've all been drinking it, and now we're just all nuts and I'm going to reiterate this shit from last time to further that point. And microplastics you don't need medication for everything. You just don't, unless it's a life saving and I understand that that could be subjective to some people. You have a bad heart. You need to have medication. You need it right. If you want to be alive longer, you need it. Me personally, if I get to that age, if I get past 70, and I need heart medication to stay alive, I'm not taking it, I'm just I'll die.
Speaker 1:I have a heart attack, I'm not going to live off. I'm not going to live off. I'm not going to be on pills the last part of my life just to hang on a couple years longer. I understand that it sounds like a fucked up thing, but the thing is I don't have to. I don't need to be on medication. I don't need to be like my grandparents with this like basket full of pills just to make it through the day without dying Fuck it. I lived a good life. I would love to see my grandchildren. If I don't, you know that sucks, but you know, if I do, that's amazing. That'd be great. I hope so. I hope to hold my grandbabies one day. But I am not going to live off of pills just to have a day where I'm not so much in pain. It's like, nah, I'll deal with the pain and then when I die I die, fuck. It's like, nah, I'll deal with the pain and then when I die, I die, fuck it. But you don't need trauma. I mean, you can't blame everything on trauma. You can't. You have to get through the day. This is stupid.
Speaker 1:I'm getting sick and tired of hearing all these crybabies talk about everything that bothers them and it's a traumatic event. It's like dude, we all have shit that we deal with and it pisses off all of us. I was triggered. I was triggered. Yeah, I was triggered. I can't believe that I didn't find my safe space. This hurts my feelings.
Speaker 1:I can't believe they would say such a thing. Why? Why would you say these things that happened to me? Talk about a relevant subject that's not even closely related to what you just said, that happened to me 20 years ago, to what you just said. That happened to me 20 years ago. Why would you bring something adjacent to that up Now? I'm going to be drowning in sorrow and I got to make 15 phone calls.
Speaker 1:Fuck off, you're fucking weak. I can't stand people like you. Help, help. Yeah, I know it's a soapbox, but it's tiresome. It's tiresome to see all these weak people because you know what. This is the reason that you got to yell at these people and call them what they are is weak, is maybe they'll grow some tough skin, and because they're going to be our future Like these are the people who's going to be like while we're old and fucking dying.
Speaker 1:You know of old age later on a bad, fucking everything, because we're all. You know of old age, later on, a bad, fucking everything, because we're all you know. We lived a good life, we lived a hard life, we did. We lived our lives to the fullest. You see, teenagers don't even go out and experience shit. Fuck man, I was running out. We were going crazy as teenagers, going and experiencing new things. Going, traveling places, going to see, hanging out with friends, doing shit, you know, not just being stuck inside doing nothing, playing video games all day long. It's like, dude, have a life, get outside and see it. You can't experience new things. Speaking of video games, for certain people life's about to turn into one Life and the video game are about to merge, not it? Yeah, same, and I refuse to have. Do you want to watch this thing or show them? Sure.
Speaker 2:What is this?
Speaker 1:This is how Neuralink works. Oh, no, yeah, okay, maybe Hopefully you got some good sound your head about the size of a coin.
Speaker 3:Then a robotic arm that's a big-ass coin neuralink. Neuralink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head about the size of a coin. Then a robotic arm carefully inserts the ultra-thin, flexible threads into your brain. These threads are finer than a strand of hair and are equipped with electrodes that directly interact with the cells in your brain. This implant is capable of interpreting your thoughts and applying them to real-life actions.
Speaker 1:The problem here? Nightmares, just like right there. Look at that, that image right there Nightmares. We're going to throw it in your head and we're going to connect your brain to it. It's only a sign of a half dollar and we're going to connect your brain to everything you want. To connect it to Wireless. Wireless Nothing, I want my brain connected to nothing except me, the problem is is in the workforce.
Speaker 1:You will be competing with those that have it or you'll be working for those that do. Yep, construction worker, fuck that. Yeah, well, that's coming too. Sooner or later, the machines will start doing those jobs, sooner or later. Just saying Not while I'm still working, I work hard. I'm like John Henry. Yeah, what happened to John Henry? He beat innovation, but then he died.
Speaker 3:He beat it though that's the moral of the story on the day but that machine doesn't matter, he still won.
Speaker 1:The machine got faster, but he won. But what did he win? Um dignity, I mean fair enough. But he said he could beat it. The machine showed up for work the next day. Yeah, true, but we're just talking about the man that the machine showed up for work the next day and the man that the company saved money on John Henry's pay stubs going forward. So I don't know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:That's the reality. But it's like you know, I know I understand. Hey, there's there's this, the stuff that humans create. It's like you know, I know, I understand. Hey, there's this. The stuff that humans create is very special. Take that from me. I was listening to nothing but like 70s rock on the way over here I mean think about the guitars. Yeah, we created that. I will still play and I will build guitars one day when I have my garage. I've seen people building guitars. I watched a few videos on it it's awesome.
Speaker 1:I love it it's.
Speaker 1:I was kind of hoping to start doing that because I wanted to like I will I just you need, you need a garage, you need a place with no moisture, you have to have a place to hang and dry the wood. Yeah, and because I've seen that, I've seen the factories the way they do, where there's a will, there's a porter, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have the will, you have the power one day, yeah, one day, you know. I'm just saying like this shit sucks, because I was. I was literally having this conversation slash debate in my head about this. I'm like I'm trying to raise children like I was raised, because I thought how I was raised, you know, for all the bumps and bruises and shit, you know it was way better than the shit that I'm seeing, you know, not so much TV playing, playing video games. I had two buttons like the old Nintendo, like if you want to play some video games about Super Mario, I want to.
Speaker 1:I want to raise my children with two things being prepared for anything and critical thinking skills. Three things creativity, well, yeah, but if you have critical, critical thinking is a component of creativity, yeah, you can't have you. Yeah but you have to be creative, to think your way through a situation, because that's.
Speaker 3:That is a solid point, that's the trigger of it.
Speaker 1:you know, you, you have. There is some kind of creative, so I'm gonna do my. I'm going to do my best to turn my child into a renaissance person, whether it's a boy or girl, I don't know. Ooh, another the warrior, a da Vinci. Yeah well, you give him certain bases, you teach him the fundamentals of how reality.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, Either way, I'm going to take the same approach and we'll see how it goes. But I want them to be strong. Self-defense is a must. They have to have some kind of artistic background. Team sports, Team sports yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll let them try it.
Speaker 1:I'm not athletic, but maybe they will be. Well, no, here's the thing about team sports Cooperation. I was listening to a guy talk about this. He was like Julian Edelman. He has a hell of a podcast called Games with Names, which is right up my alley Porter could probably give two shits less. But he brought up a good point about what he was doing with his daughter and what I've tried to do. And I didn't know that I was doing it in this way, but it makes complete sense and I'm like I didn't know I was doing this, but yeah, that's kind of what I'm doing.
Speaker 1:He believes in doing team sports because you know, when you're doing one-on-one, you're only relying on yourself, but whenever you're doing team sports, you have to be a team. You have to rely on that. You have to rely on that. You have to put your faith in somebody else, because in football you can't just win by yourself. It can't be like no, it's a coordinated effort. Yeah, you have to, because if you're the best player, if you're an amazing quarterback, but your entire line is dog shit and doesn't block for you, you aren't completing shit. And if they don't believe in you or support you, they're going to give up on you shit. And if they don't believe in you or support you, they're going to give up on you. They're not going to fight extra hard to put that extra second of blocking or putting their life on the line. Think about it Offensive linemen are the only players that do not face the ball. The entire, the fucking entire play.
Speaker 2:They get none of the glory.
Speaker 1:They get hardly any of the glory they do a brunt of the word and they do all of the work. They form the wall Because if they fuck up, your quarterback's getting killed and or injured. So they're protection. They are, and that's the thing. Puns in a chess game. They don't know where the ball is. Most of the time they stand up and they got their hands up and they're trying to keep the guy in front of them still in front of them as soon as they get behind them, fucking.
Speaker 1:Hopefully that ball's gone and it's it's, and it's wild, and that's the thing is you're playing a selfless position that isn't very appreciated. The left tackle is pretty much the most appreciated the, the sung hero of the whole thing, and I don't mean to bring it to football, but as far as like the kids thing, it's like you got to have them be a part of a team, so they have to rely on someone. Someone has to put their faith in you and rely on you, and it's a coordinated effort to try to accomplish a goal, like you know, as silly as winning a game, but it's a good life lesson. It's like I had to put myself on the line to help you out, and the same goes like I got to trust that you're going to put yourself on the line to help me out, no matter what position you are. If you're a running back, right, you have to make sure that you have to trust that the line is going to open up a gap so you can get through and they're going to follow their blocks and you have to trust that they're going to follow the assignment and you can hit a seam and get a first down.
Speaker 1:Same thing as being a quarterback. You have to trust, when you're in a shotgun formation and you got like split right and a guy comes over from your right side, that that you have to trust and stand in that pocket thinking that that running back is going to pick up that block. You just have to believe it. You can't sit there like ooh shit, is he going to pick it up? While he's sitting there looking to make sure he's going to hit that block, your whole left side, your blind side, is coming and then you don't see what's going on downfield. You just have to trust it and just like, fuck it, like I'm looking downfield, he's going downfield, he's gonna get it, he's got it and then hopefully he does. That's the thing you're putting your faith in different people and people putting in you and it develops character and that's what I love about sports. It's like, yeah, I know it's sports, it's not for everybody, it's just a.
Speaker 1:You know, it's a silly game and people get paid millions of dollars play a game with the bomb I get the principle yeah, I get the principle and I understand it and I can appreciate that and that's why I love you and I can appreciate that. It's just. I don't get emotionally invested in the whole system itself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I get it. I mean, it's not for everyone.
Speaker 1:I can appreciate maybe you know being there, I've seen many football games and I was emotionally engaged because I was watching the thing. I was appreciate maybe, being there. I've seen many football games and I was emotionally engaged because I was watching the thing. I was there on the field, yeah, you know so you play, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you have. When you're in it, you're invested, you're watching, you're hoping. Yeah, you're trying your best. You just want to play. Yeah, of course I didn't get picked to play. I was little, I was, I was the smallest guy on the freaking. Yeah, but you still didn't play. From sixth grade, like, yeah, height was not what I was blessed with. Height skill, uh, agility is not what I was blessed with. I wasn't blessed with height either, because I mean, I'm only five, nine, but I was blessed with aggressiveness and agility. Even playing baseball I couldn't even as a catcher. The old man wanted me to play catcher for some reason, because you're, you're so small. Yeah, well, at the same time, like I couldn't, even I couldn't get the damn ball to the second baseman to save my freaking life my shoulder would just give out.
Speaker 3:It's like please don't steal, please don't steal.
Speaker 1:Please don't steal. My shoulder would give out after like two throws. It's just like I was not blessed with the right rotary cuff.
Speaker 2:And the old man Just kind of underhand it to the pitcher. Please get it there.
Speaker 1:Just go. And that old man didn't teach me about stretching. He was just like throw it, it's like, but I can't, because I can't, yeah, because my arm is. Do you have been gay? I tore a muscle. I could tell it anymore. It hurts like a. It's like oh, you're supposed to stretch and warm up before you start gunning balls. Oh, yeah, you're supposed to do this business with your shoulder.
Speaker 1:Oh, so I don't throw it out after three throws. Yeah, thanks, bob. It's okay, he tried, he did what he thought he was best and that's okay. Dad knows best. Well, when you're a kid, yeah. Hey, hey speaking of mother's day is coming up. Yeah, you actually gonna get anything for the old lady. I don't think they deserve it I was gonna wait unless she got mad.
Speaker 1:I was like you're not quite there. She got mad. I mean honestly like I don't blame you, it's like, you're not a, it's like, but I'm still paying for that thing on your finger. It's like that is your mother's finger.
Speaker 3:It's like nah, nah.
Speaker 1:I think it's like when you're a mom, and I know it's fucked up, but you're not a mom yet, you're just a you're a bus driver right now.
Speaker 2:Don't listen to the show honey, maybe just that.
Speaker 1:No disrespect to you. You're great. Honestly, my daughter loves you. You're awesome. I'll get her a card.
Speaker 2:Happy almost mom day.
Speaker 1:Sometimes a card is enough. You just write something nice and sentimental. They love that. Write a card just like hey, we'll see you at the finish line, that's if I'm not going to come back here until the finish line day. It's like where are you at? Oh, it's time. Okay, I'll be there. Oh, we got a huge announcement Porter is going to join me at the half marathon in October, october Fest. Yes, he's running with me. Okay, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not. It's like no, he's not. No, I'm not. I think we'll have a baby. No, we'll be leading up to having a baby by then. It's fine. It's not there yet.
Speaker 3:Just start training right now. Okay you want a bike marathon with me.
Speaker 1:You want to do a triathlon here? Fuck, I can do a triathlon. I know how to ride a bike. I'll let you use Priscilla's. Honestly my only weakness is swimming. I can swim, but I'm not that kind of swimmer. Actually, the one sport where I actually won anything Was swimming. I actually got first place. No shit Out of all things. I would have never guessed that. On the breaststroke. Yeah, I know the breaststroke.
Speaker 1:I won one race, yeah my brother, but I had horrible self esteem issues the whole fucking time because they made us wear Speedos.
Speaker 3:Everyone's got to look at my little wiener that's just wrong.
Speaker 1:Don't do that. Well, I don't know. No see, my brother he was like that, he was a champion swimmer, he went to states and shit. I mean it's me, but I mean honestly, I think that's actually impressive because the ocean's right there, everybody's in the water. I mean, a slip fucker had a six pack when he was like fuck off, dude swimming's. It's like the most, it's the least impact that your body takes.
Speaker 3:But it works everything.
Speaker 1:Their whole core is just fucking tight. Yeah, look at them, tight bodies, it's like the next. The next level up is like ice skating yeah because ice skaters take the impact but it's just like working from the ice hockey have you ever done ice hockey? I have played holy, I haven't played ice hockey, I played roller hockey. But I've ice skated and played roller hockey. So ice, ice hockey is that shit I love hard it's fun though I liked ice. Yeah, it worked every single muscle in the body.
Speaker 3:It does.
Speaker 1:And you can only do it like a couple of minutes at a time and you're just like fuck, this sucks the last time I went. There's a reason why they're all in top physical condition. And they're tough as fucking nails. Yeah, even the gay ones. Yeah, I mean seriously. I would put a gay ice hockey player up against any basketball player Right In this generation. Not ever. I think Shaq would fucking body slam his ass. He just runs into people, he hit people and they hurt.
Speaker 3:He just involuntarily runs into people and they're injured.
Speaker 1:Hey, whenever we do finish this, can we end on watching Shaq kill backboards? I'll get it. Yeah, Because if you want to talk about a pick-me-up or a wake-me-up before you go-go, Shaq destroying backboards is like the most fun thing. Every time I see it I'm like I remember these things. I watched this happen. I remember when he almost killed himself because he ripped the whole backboard down, and I'm excited. I'm excited to show you this Because I don't know what kind of followers we have. I know we have some. Do you have a Shaq video? Do you have the video?
Speaker 3:Shaq highlights, just Shaq.
Speaker 1:Slam dunk highlights.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:Slam dunk highlights Breaks backboard Highlights. Highlights Donaks backboard Highlights.
Speaker 2:Don't copyright.
Speaker 1:me damn it. It's on YouTube, you can't copyright us, that's bullshit because that's not how it works. Shaquille O'Neal top 10 dunks. This is just fantastic. Let's make sure everybody. You're welcome, even if you don't like basketball.
Speaker 5:Oh, there he is. Yeah, if you can't see him.
Speaker 1:He's basically watching TV in the early 90s. Oh, that was nasty Him in Magic days when he played for the Orlando Magic with Penny Hardaway. Oh, that's Alonzo Morden.
Speaker 3:Oh, you see the whole thing, just you see it hold the shiver.
Speaker 1:Oh, you see the whole thing. Just, he just grabs it.
Speaker 2:He just doesn't have to jump that high you see it hold the shiver.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's against his first oh, Right over David Robinson. He's like a basketball goalie, yeah, he's just like. Oh, there it is and look, and it sent it back. Did you see that whole thing? Oh, that's great, it reset the. It was like all right. Well, he's that powerful. And not only this with the Orlando days, this dude had handles If you don't know what handles are. He could dribble his ass off.
Speaker 5:He gave.
Speaker 1:Michael Jordan. He made Michael Jordan bite on that Akeem.
Speaker 5:Shake.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's the Lakers. It's like championship Dude. He just shoves his junk in that dude's face. That's why he's so pissed off. Watch, you'll see why he's mad.
Speaker 5:Oh, he just got.
Speaker 1:Look, watch this, they're gonna do a replay. Look, he slams it and he puts it. Take that, take some nuts.
Speaker 2:And he shoved him.
Speaker 1:They call the technical on Shaq on that play and then the technical on Dudley for throwing the ball. Throwing his balls in Dudley's face.
Speaker 5:Here we go. Oh, what a dunk. Hey, look at him. Look back in the morning.
Speaker 1:That was one handed and the whole thing shook. Hey, look at him, look back in the morning.
Speaker 5:That was one-handed and the whole thing shook.
Speaker 1:Big, big man. Strong words from a strong man. Oh, was that against Omer Bradley? He's Mr Dunker.
Speaker 5:Crossover and lost it Hill delivering two.
Speaker 1:Oh, out the hole Over, david, I'm going to win. Even.
Speaker 5:Shaq, look, even Shaq talking to the crowd. He knew that. Look at the East bench.
Speaker 1:The East bench is up there Acknowledging this is Tomahawked up Ramson's one of the best centers of all time. He's like nah, I can't handle it.
Speaker 5:Coming back to the other end, watch the today opposed, watch the camera, watch the crowd A little bit of crowd here.
Speaker 1:A little bit of crowd here. This is too big, you just can't Yep and a foul Nope. Two steps, catch One two.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was three one, two, three, jones.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's see, this is alright, just keep going. That was number two. Let's see what number one is Right there. Oh yeah, here it is.
Speaker 5:He puts it on the floor and stops and he brought it down.
Speaker 1:He brought the hole down. Somebody didn't tighten the bolts. Goodness, I feel like I about fucking killed myself the bolts. Goodness, he about fucking killed himself that guy's firing. He didn't tighten the bolts.
Speaker 2:Like 92, 93. Somebody could have gotten hurt.
Speaker 1:He's like 21. And he just that, is a grown man. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed that Because I did. Ah, so good. Yes, indeedums, that was Shaq. That was Shaq man. If anybody says that he is not one of the top three, a lot of people say one, Some people say less, like five or six, which is crazy to me. The only people that are better Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, bill Russell, that's it, nobody else. Well, okay, alright, man 120? Yep, alright. Post for the thumbnail. Alright. Thanks for listening and watching Sweet Lies Like share, subscribe. Hey, all the stuff. Comment.
Speaker 1:There's lots of things we can cover. We know lots of things. You just have to tap us. We actually got something on Rumble that somebody emailed us Really. Yes, I missed telling you about it, oh my goodness. Yeah, I don't know, we'll go check it out Anyway.
Speaker 5:Thanks Later Later.